The Writer the Blonde Slept With "Slept?" Just slept with, eh? I meant LOVE!
Dear Darling, I dare ya to just go aheadn click on the link below. It'll take you to blockchair.com where you can copy my Bitcoin address to pay me back all the BTC you stole along with the seed phrase and my heart. It's March 2026 and it's your move. FYI you left your 👠👠 under the bed.